Terry Pratchett has died

As you’ve probably heard, Sir Terry Pratchett, best known as a writer of satirical fantasy novels, has died at the age of 66, surrounded by his family, with his cat asleep on his bed. He was diagnosed eight years ago with early-onset Alzheimer’s disease, but he continued writing, completing his most recent book last summer.

He wrote 70 books, with total sales of 70 million in 37 languages over a career spanning 44 years and won a number of awards, including a knighthood for service to literature.

The BBC report of his death is here. You can find more about him, including his obituary and a list of his works, on his publisher’s website here. NPR’s report (including audio) can be found here.

Here’s XKCD’s memorial to Terry Pratchett:

Quotation from Terry Pratchett's The Bromeliad Trilogy

Link: http://xkcd.com/1498/



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Review: We’re the Millers (2013 movie)

Jason Sudeikis (a former Saturday Night Live regular perhaps best remembered for his impression of Joe Biden) is a small-time marijuana dealer with a mostly upscale clientele, no friends or family, and questionable ethics. He does have some standards. He won’t sell to kids, for example, and he comes to the help of a neighbor in danger even though he’s not enthusiastic about it.

When his money and drugs are stolen, his supplier (Ed Helms, Stu in the Hangover series) offers Sudeikis a deal: Smuggle some drugs up from Mexico and all will be forgiven, and he’ll get a nice bonus besides. Don’t, and he’s a dead man. Not a hard decision.

The best cover for drug smuggling, he decides, would be a middle-class family in a motor home, and to play his family he recruits a teenager from his building who seems to have been abandoned by his mother, a homeless girl, and a stripper he knows who can’t stand him but seriously needs the money. The stripper is played by Jennifer Aniston, who’s in her mid-40s but seems to have stopped aging 15 or 20 years ago. I wish I’d thought to do that.

In the course of their adventures they keep running into another family, with the mother and father played by Nick Offerman and Kathryn Hahn, whose faces you’ll probably recognize even if don’t know their names. Offerman in particular plays lots of deadpan Real Man roles in among other things the Parks and Recreation television series and the films 21 Jump Street and 22 Jump Street. (In the latter films he’s the deputy chief who tells the heroes about their new assignment: “We’re reviving a canceled undercover police program from the 80s and revamping it for modern times. You see, the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas, so they recycle shit from the past and expect us all not to notice.”)

The trip naturally leads to a series of crises and comedy set pieces, but I found many of the supposedly funny bits too strained and implausible to be very funny, and too often they involve embarrassment humor, which even when not so obviously contrived just doesn’t appeal to me. I don’t mean to say the movie is awful, just not as good as I was hoping. But you’d be better off watching 21 or 22 Jump Street.

(Incidentally, despite being set in Mexico and the western U.S., much of it was shot in my old home town, Wilmington NC.)


Link: http://youtu.be/0Vsy5KzsieQ



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Review: The Shop Around the Corner (1940 movie)

Frank Morgan, the former ruler of Oz, now owns a luggage and leather goods shop in Budapest. His best employee is Jimmy Stewart, who has an annoying tendency to disagree with him and — worse — usually turns out to be right.

There’s also an older family man on the staff who carefully avoids rocking any boats. When he hears the boss ask for an honest opinion he finds a place to hide. At one point he tells Stewart that the boss “picks on me too. The other day he called me an idiot. What could I do? I said, ‘Yes, Mr Matuschek, I’m an idiot.’ I’m no fool!”

There’s also a dapper womanizer in spats, a wise-ass young errand boy, and a couple of other salespeople. Morgan complains his employees don’t appreciate the fact that he employs a staff of six when bigger stores make do with four.

So when Margaret Sullavan shows up desperate for a job, Stewart sympathetically tells her there’s no hope. But when she take it on herself to sell one of the musical cigarette boxes Stewart told him were a bad idea, Morgan is delighted enough to hire her anyway.

From that point Sullavan and Stewart manage to get on each other’s nerves, so if you’ve ever seen a movie you know there’s going to be a romance.

In fact, they already have one in progress; they just don’t know it. Some weeks before Stewart responded to a personals ad in a local newspaper and ever since he’s been enjoying a delightful correspondence with a woman finds immensely appealing, though he doesn’t even know her name, just her post office box number. The woman is Sullavan, of course, and her feelings are running in the same direction. Both are counting the days until they can finally meet in person.

It’s a blatantly contrived situation, of course, but the main characters are so likable and the dialog so witty that the movie is a lot of fun. It’s based on a popular Hungarian stage play, Illatszertár (The Perfume Shop) by Miklós László, as reflected in the Budapest setting. It was adapted several more times as well to different eras and locales, including the films In the Good Old Summertime (1949) with Van Johnson and Judy Garland and You’ve Got Mail (1998) with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. It eventually made it back to the stage as well in the form of the Broadway musical She Loves Me.


Link: http://youtu.be/xr3nsHRKZJA



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Review: Fairy Tale: A True Story (1997 movie)

This is an understated, pleasant little film based on the true story of Elsie Wright and Frances Griffiths, cousins living together in Cottingley England, who shot five photographs of fairies starting in 1917. The girls were 16 and 9 at the time but in the film are depicted as several years younger. Arthur Conan Doyle believed the photos to be genuine and wrote a fair amount about them. He’s portrayed in the film by Peter O’Toole.

Doyle was for a long while friends with the Harry Houdini despite their opposing views on Spiritualism and the supernatural. I don’t think Houdini actually had much to do with the Cottingley fairies, but he has a prominent place in the film in the person of Harvey Keitel, who is excellent in the role, playing a friendly skeptic.

The film shows the fairies as real but never shows the photographs being taken and also reveals cutouts of fairies that clearly could have been used to fake the images, leaving it up to the viewer to decide whether the fairies shown are real or depictions of the girls’ imaginations.

The real Elsie and Frances confessed in their 80s that they’d faked four of the five pictures with cutouts held up by hat pins. But both women maintained until the end that they really had seen fairies and that the eerie final photograph (which you can find in the Wikipedia article on the Cottingley fairies at this link) was genuine.


Link: http://youtu.be/zxnhtbaBXJc



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Review: The Universe in a Nutshell by Stephen Hawking (2001 book)

Hawking, probably the most famous physicist since Einstein, offers an entertaining non-technical survey of cosmology and related areas of theoretical physics, a lot of it based on his own research.

The book is over a decade old, but that’s recent enough that it’s only a little out of date. In fact, the most out-of-date thing in it is a joke about how lousy airline meals are. Remember when airlines served meals even in steerage?

There are plenty of other jokes that still work, though. In the first chapter Hawking notes, “Isaac Newton gave us the first mathematical model for time and space in his Principia Mathematica, published in 1687. Newton occupied the Lucasian chair at Cambridge that I now hold, though it wasn’t electrically operated in his time.”

Hawking also briefly references his guest-star appearance on Star Trek: The Next Generation, and indicates he’s still waiting for Data to pay him his poker winnings.



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Review: God Bless America: Strange and Unusual Religious Beliefs and Practices in the United States by Karen Stallznow (2013 book)

Stallznow, an Australian living in the U.S., has a linguistics PhD and a background in history and anthropology. She treats odd-sounding beliefs with respect but doesn’t hesitate to condemn — quite rightly, I’d say — groups that exploit or mistreat their members.

Possibly the worst of these is a fundamentalist Mormon sect headed by the now-imprisoned Warren Jeffs, which is little more than a front for pedophilia and exploitation of women, who are indoctrinated from childhood to accept what amounts to slavery.

Even Scientology isn’t quite that bad, though it does exploit its victims, some of them to the point of working very long hours in poor conditions for minimal pay. Stallznow suggests Scientology is on the decline, and when she attended what amounted to a Church of Scientology worship service, she was the only person in the congregation. In fact there seemed to be very few people in the whole building, despite their efforts to create an impression of greater activity.

Several denominations, notably the Amish, turn out to be quite a lot more diverse in beliefs and practices than I’d realized. You’ve probably heard of the group of extremist Amish who forcibly cut the beards of other Amish they consider insufficiently zealous, but that’s apparently a conflict within one Amish subgroup. Others differ fairly widely in terms of, for example, how much modern technology they tolerate.

Even Quakers (who are of course nothing at all like the Amish despite what some people think based on the guy on the Quaker Oats box) turn out to have conservative and liberal offshoots, with some younger Quakers amounting to religious atheists.

Stallznow also spends some time on Afro-Caribbean beliefs, New Age spiritualism, and similar woo-woo, a lot of which turns out to be rather fuzzy and hard to pin down. You get the impression that most Satanists are kidding.

This is more a quick, fairly breezy tour than a serious study, and as other people have said, it seems incomplete and leaves the reader wanting more. For example, I’d be interested in additional details on the theology of these groups, but of course few practitioners of any faith, including more mainstream religions, have more than a superficial notion of their theology anyway.

A positive review led me to order this book, and I was surprised to see that it was released by a small publisher here in Durham.



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Review: An Ideal Husband (1999 movie)

I found myself initially a bit confused about who was who in this film, but I liked it enough that I watched it twice and enjoyed it more the second time. It’s based on a lightweight Oscar Wilde play and the comedy is at times so understated that the funny bits can sneak past unnoticed if you’re not paying enough attention.

It’s the late 1890s and Jeremy Northam is a wealthy member of parliament universally admired for his integrity. His politically active wife, Cate Blanchett, adores him for it, because she values honesty above all. To her he’s an ideal husband, and he returns her love with equal intensity.

Northam’s best friend is Rupert Everett, who’s honest enough to declare himself the idlest man in London, a fact that irritates the dickens out of his father, a stodgy earl with a sense of noblesse oblige who serves in the government and wants his son to get married and makes something of himself. Everett finds the idea appalling.

Northam’s sister, Minnie Driver, is smart, sophisticated, and witty and yet likes Everett just as he is, except that she’s getting impatient for him to show some romantic interest in her.

Things are going along more or less smoothly until the recently widowed Julianne Moore arrives. She and Blanchett are former schoolmates but not friends, and she and Everett had years before been engaged for a few weeks until she learned that an even wealthier Austrian nobleman had come on the market. But it’s Northam she wants to see: Thanks to her late husband she has evidence of Northam’s one ethical lapse, news of which would ruin his career and his marriage should she divulge it. In return for her silence, she wants Northam to turn in a favorable report to the government on a crooked canal scheme he’s been asked to investigate, and in which she’s heavily invested.

The screenplay improves on Wilde’s original plot, which depended on a strained gimmick to save the day. There are implausibilities in the film as well, but they’re more tolerable.

The film also makes numerous in-joke references to Wilde’s other plays and personal life. At one point Everett wears a green carnation in his lapel, something that had been used by Wilde and others as a secret signal of their homosexuality. Everett himself happens to be gay.

Incidentally, Minnie Driver does a lot of over-the-top comic mugging in this film, but she gets away with it. Then again, I’m biased. I’d likely have found her charming if she made ugly faces at the camera and talked like Batman.


Link: http://youtu.be/ST4ne1nVK0w



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Review: Four novels of the 1970s by Elmore Leonard

The late Elmore Leonard wrote crime novels noted for their realistic dialog and interesting characters. This omnibus edition from The Library of America contains, as the volume’s title says, four novels from the 1970s, all fairly typical of Leonard’s work, together with notes and a time-line of Leonard’s life. The printing and binding are as usual excellent. I have their cloth-bound, boxed book club edition with built-in ribbon bookmark. They don’t make them like this any more, not except for the Library of America, anyway.

I’d read all of them except Swag years ago, but barely remembered them. I found them all readable, but the only one I’d particularly recommend is The Switch for its wicked sense of humor.

52 Pick-Up

A successful married businessman with a much younger girlfriend on the side suddenly finds himself the target of blackmailers, and when he refuses to pay, they put him into a much worse fix than he’d expected.

Swag

A couple of guys come up with a simple formula for a near-perfect crime, or rather a reasonably series of them that are not individually lucrative but low risk and with a decent payoff. It works well until one of them decides to go for a big score and the other lets himself be talked into being a part of it.

Unknown Man No. 89

A process server with a talent for finding people is hired by someone who specializes in discovering unclaimed assets (often stocks), locating the owners, and charging a percentage as a finder’s fee. As usual, things get complicated and violent when the process server tracks down a missing heir.

The Switch

A couple of ex-cons decide to kidnap a rich guy’s wife, but the rich guy turns out to be seriously corrupt, and his manipulative mistress takes advantage of things to run her own scam, while one of the kidnappers and the wife gradually start to like each other. It’s all very cynical and at times quite funny.



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Facts about U.S. life expectancy that might surprise you

Here’s an excellent video that crams a huge amount of information about life expectancy into less than seven minutes. The speaker is Dr. Aaron Carroll, a pediatrician who also writes extensively about healthcare and related matters (here, and here, for example) and does a series of videos from which this one is taken.


Link: http://youtu.be/vjlRc1lEIvk

To summarize Dr. Carroll’s main points, life expectancy at birth has increased dramatically in the last century, but mainly as a result of vaccines and cures for childhood diseases. Life expectancy at older ages has also gone up, but more modestly. Since 1950, for example, U.S. life expectancy at birth has increased by about 10 years, but life expectancy at 65 is up only half as much. (Even in 1950, people who reached 65 lived to be about 79 on average.)

Moreover, the improvement isn’t evenly distributed. For example, over the 30 years from 1977 to 2007, life expectancy at age 65 for people covered by Social Security rose by around five years for those in the top half of the income distribution versus only one year for those in the bottom half.

Even more surprising (as I mentioned in a post back in 2013 here), from 1990 to 2008 life expectancy at age 25 dropped a remarkable five years for white American women who had not finished high school. It dropped by three years for white men without a high school diploma as well. The drop was not seen for black Americans with similar education levels. (This doesn’t change the fact that in general, black Americans have substantially lower life expectancy than white Americans, however.)

As Dr. Carroll notes in passing, these facts have implications for Social Security. A surprising number of people who ought to know better get the connections wrong, as mentioned in earlier posts on this blog here and here. The first refers to statements from former Texas Governor (as well as past and likely future presidential candidate) Rick Perry, and not everyone will be surprised that Governor Perry got it wrong. But the second points out a similar misconception of the part of former Senator Alan Simpson (R-Wyoming), co-chairman of the Simpson-Bowles commission on deficit reduction.

A final note on life expectancy that I’ve mentioned before but merits repeating: Life expectancy is a statistical concept that differs from the more general notion of a “normal lifespan,” meaning how long people can expect to live if they don’t die young from accident, disease, or violence. Unlike life expectancy, the normal human lifespan has changed only a little over the course of history. Even the 90th Psalm, written 25 or 30 centuries ago, says, “The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.” (Psalm 90:10 KJV). We’re not talking here about the vast legendary lifespans in Genesis; the Psalmist was addressing the adults of his own day who viewed 70 or 80 as a typical lifespan.

(Updated 2018 March 21 to clarify some wording in the last paragraph.)



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People have pets for laughs, and guess why women have boyfriends and husbands

Some time ago I realized that a major reason people have pets is not so much for companionship and affection as for having something to laugh at. Not long after I noticed that the same applies to women putting up with men as boyfriends or husbands. That is, a lot of women I know at least subconsciously think of men as a sort of combination pet and large appliance.

The following videos illustrate the general principle here set forth.

First, we have a cat whose employer wants to take it for a walk as if it were a dog, that is, wearing a collar and a leash. (Some cities, I believe, now actually require people to walk their cats this way. One imagines the city council sitting around just trying to see what they can get away with.) To avoid this indignity, the cat fakes its own death, or at least catatonia. There is a miraculous resurrection at the end. (The cat may also be mortified to be employed by people who shoot vertical videos. For why that that’s evil, see this link.)


Link: http://youtu.be/5sy1MDHZ27M

The second video, made by a very amused woman, shows her husband’s description of what happened when he tried to apply his handyman skills to replacing a bathroom ceiling fan with a light fixture. The results aren’t just remarkable, they’re downright mysterious. I doubt many electricians could produce this result deliberately. I haven’t seen anything comparable since the Three Stooges short A Plumbing We Will Go (1940). I really like this woman’s laugh.


Link: http://youtu.be/69yswP-MSvQ



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