Sleep talking

Apparently this guy’s wife, a preschool teacher, makes a habit of texting him what he says to her in his sleep. For example:

“You would choose to hang out with Napoleon.”

and on another occasion:

He: Mmmmm. That feels good.
She: What feels good?
He: The feeling.
She: What feeling?
He: Being Belgian. (Chuckle) And drawing up important stuff on the map.

In another text she wrote, “You just turned to me, patted my leg, and said, ‘It’s gonna be smash time…'”

And finally,

He: It’s deeper than that … more vibey.
She: Wut?
He: … it’s more vibey, it’s got more vibration …
She: What does?
He: My guy’s stuff

More at this link.

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