Letterman: Top Ten Things Never Said by Mitt Romney

Actually, it’s the top nine things, it turns out. Not the best Top 10 List ever, but it gets better as it goes along.

For anyone confused why the dog is trying to get into the car, years ago Romney drove to Canada with his dog strapped to the roof of his car in a dog carrier. (He later tried to defend this by saying the carrier was “air tight,” apparently meaning wind-proof.) More recently in dismissing alternative energy Romney said you can’t put a windmill on top of your car, presumably (as I’m not the first to think) because he thinks that’s where the dog goes.

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