Having provoked some hilarity myself trying to write or speak a foreign language (or my own, for that matter), I mean no disrespect to the author of the following, but I find this amusing:
For those of you who can’t view the photo, it’s a set of swimming safety rules from a hotel or resort in Japan. It informs visitors that “Swimming is prohibited only in swimming area” and “Swimming is prohibited during swimming hours.” Reminds me of some of the rules we had when I was in school.
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