When Stephen Colbert shows a photo of someone in the news, he routinely gives an alternative description based on how they look in the picture, as in “Alabama Senator and albino Smurf Jeff Sessions.” Here’s a collection running just over a minute:

(Colbert is stretching the truth when he claims the letters in “Reince Pribus” can be rearranged to spell “Penis Rice-a-Roni.” The closest you can get is “Penis Rice Rebu.”)

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