Marriage and dating advice from kids

Failblog.org has another amusing entry, specifically this one listing alleged responses from elementary school students to questions about dating and marriage.

Examples:

Q. How do you decide who to marry?
A. No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kristen, age 10

Q. How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
A. You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." - Derrick, 8

Q. What do most people do on a date?
A. On the first date they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go out for a second date. - Martin, 10

Q. When is it OK to kiss someone?
A. When they're rich. - Pam, 7

Q. Is it better to be single or married?
A. It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, 9

Q. How would you make a marriage work?
A. Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck - Ricky, 10

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